Friday, March 2, 2012

Fun Animal Fact of the Week:
  The Granberrys used to have seven Rabbits.

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Fun animal fact of the week:
Our previous turkeys were named Breakfast, Lunch and, Dinner.

Saturday, February 4, 2012

Dad: What are you eating?
Beth: Pretty much just bone. Mom makes us eat bone.
Mom: I should have a little chain saw. HawHeeHawHee!
David: What?
Mom: What? I want one.

Friday, February 3, 2012

David: You look like an African Chicken.
Ann Marie: You look like an African Chicken....  .... Butt.

Beth: You sound like peanut butter.

Fun Animal Fact of the Week:
 P-Nut's first name is Rupert.

Monday, January 23, 2012

Ann Marie: I like tasting my food.
*All laugh*
Morgan: I like tasting my food.
Beth: I like tasting my food.
Mom: I'm just glad they don't only do it to me.
Mom: Ya'll can help me clean up and then we can all go practice brushing our teeth!
Ann Marie: All I remember is floating children and crying in bellybuttons.

Sunday, January 22, 2012

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Connie: Ya'll are some funny Christians.
David: Hey, What are those? Those are those famous things that I've never heard of!
Beth: And she threw up on him!
Morgan: After I was born!
Bailey: I have a friend who is boy crazy and...
David: Well, We are pretty awesome.
Bailey: Sweetie was licking my feet!
Beth: No... That was me.
David: Hey! I've been brushing my teeth every day for like... The past two days.
Grandmear: Do you have lots of girlfriends?
Mom: No, They don't like him.
David: I feel really awkward right now.
Dad: You feel awkward, or you are awkward?
David: Well, considering I don't have lots of girlfriends I guess I am awkward.
David: Grandear, do you have a rake?
Grandear: Ya.
Mom: What do you want to do?
David: .... rake.
Dad: That's weird, Says the girl who licks her sister's nostrils.
David: Are you saying I look beautiful right now?
Beth: Okay... I'm just going to stare at my ice for a while.
David: I love fresh coconut, Straight from the... coconut.
Mom: Yeah, Drowning is a little more permanent.